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!?catto

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

bunjywunjy:

catgifcentral:
Failed Prank
I like how that cat obviously avoided the tape on sheer autopilot and it’s wondering what the fuck just happened

lukasz-buda:

≈ Sheep fighting against the storm to get home. ≈

adhdgoogle-searches:

How to make fake deadlines feel like real deadlines because my brain doesn’t feel the urgency when it knows i’m lying to it

dragon-in-a-fez:

nu11-pointer:
dragon-in-a-fez:
me trying to flirt
Wait how do you know all your fish are single?
all the fish I currently have are brothers so like, I hope

70slesbian:

me thinking about how girls out there are falling in love with EACHOTHER right NOW:😌💞😭❤️🙏🏼💗💓🎉☺️😊✅🎉❤️😭💞💞

tchaikovsgay:

I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her